In the absence of knowing exactly what something is called, I have replaced it with my best description.

Sam - Birdhouse in the shape of a giant green breast
John - Dr Who DVD
Will - Scarf
Rich - Man-pleasuring wank-fanny
Me - Desk air-football thing. Needs batteries
Paul C - Socks and jockstrap
Kelly - Smelly stuff
Jane - Smelly stuff
Rory - Booze
Deb - Not really sure what it is

There are some other people in the office, not sure what they got though. Those in the lottery syndicate are now hunched over scratchcards.

I'll try and keep you posted as to how the rest of the day goes but until then try www.judgeb-officewebcam.co.uk