the guy at work who i detest was telling the girl who ists next to him what he's getting his girlfriend of two months for christmas.

the list included:
" a photo of myself which im going to get mounted and then have a frame specially made with a picture of me on one side and her on the other, some flowers and im going to write a poem and have it translated into italian"

puke puke puke

it's the most contrived, unoriginal, inpersonal cr@p from someone with nothing interesting going on in his brain.

also i hate to pick on how people look, usually, but in this case its justified cos he's sucha massive toll and he's been a complete dick to me. but listening to that ^^ is even worse when you see him, he's all skinny and spotty and his eyes are too close together and the thought of him sexing turns my friend and i into shuddering wrecks.