1. I would like a tattoo of two thin black lines running around the top of my forearm. for anyone with a hint of knowledge about such things, would this be something that a tattooist is likely to fuck up? it sounds simple enough but if I get two wonky rings I'm going to be TAMPIN'
2. now that they're significantly less famous, does anyone have any advice on how I might get the non-ginger one out of Tatu to come back to my filthy hovel with me? drugs?