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> knowing ballet or gymnastics
> being really poor or really posh
> laughing at my shit jokes
Get to fuck.
I'm not talking about the Big Issue girls, obviously.
#4 being slightly crazy
Told everybody for weeks about 'my ballerina', as if my infatuation with her meant I owned her ballerina skills.
She looked like Mary Elizabeth Winstead: http://blogs.lexpress.fr/Cannes/Mary%20Elizabeth%20Winstead.jpg
are the most annoying cringing thing since posh boys
- Having a small interest in sport
- Being able to drink tequila
- Liking Russian literature from 1820-1960
also if they are in a band.
or doing the complete opposite
advocate of socks
more than willing to drink nice beers even though she still prefers other drinks
half-decent singing voice (though she probably thinks it's rubbish)
nose stud but no other prominent piercings (so like, only ears and nose stud)
passion for an art form
being a little bit pretentious
being a little bit bossy
I was going to volunteer myself to brusma too!
looks like i missed out on a great opportunity
I think you want to go out with a girl from 1994.
I find driving too fast a most attractive trait in a woman.
"Oh, her skirt is really nice isn't it?"
"It'd look better flung over her head"
not like dis to avoid the obvious jokes
but she'd be more attractive if she were dead"
Tolerates watching wrestling
Knows her music
An appreciation of David Attenbrough
i wouldn't watch wrestling though, so never mind...
> smart mouth
please, please someone tell me what "slag antlers" are...
being a die hard sports fan of a certain team, any team, as long as it isn't MUFC.
being fairly conscious of their own sexiness (but not in an arrogant way), wearing heels, good hair, that sort of thing.
smoking cigarettes (though maybe only like 50% of the time. it can look really sexy, but it can also look rough as fuck)
secretly being a massive geek
knows about books, films, music etc...and all that.
just compare a girl with beautiful, lissom hands with a girl whoose got hands like hammers....hands are important.
You could have a girl with, say, a Texan accent - her voice might be soft and slow, or like a deep pit of gargling gravel. Either one would still be in a Texan accent, but in completely different voices.
sympathetic and mean in equal measure
I'm sure there is an array of different variants that are more interesting
the thought of a girl wearing thick rimmed glasses and working in a library made me hate her a little bit
- Calling me a prick..........but not really meaning it
makes crude jokes (but not in that manly way)
Owning a Macbook
i was expecting yours to be like
must have blue blood
expensive crack habbit
a london based art course she doesn't attend
freinds with nick grimshaw, daisy lowe, geldofs et al.
friends with some weired old guy with a guy pretends he had something to do with the 60's
......I think he means 'Daddies blocked the expense account,'' or 'My horsey has mange,''
'tarqers put the deposit down on the wrong bloody warhol...i'm so awfully angry'
In other news...........do you wan't to smell like gobby meat over the christmas period:
Worthy of it's own thread?
"wearing a casio watch"... haha! Spot on.
Balance: overall appropriate proportions in size
Eyes: color, size, shape
Ears: shape, length, position
Muzzle: shape, length
Teeth: kind of bite (e.g. level or scissors bites)
Tail: how it arches and sets (e.g. how high or low)
Shoulders: bone, muscle
Legs: muscles, stance, proportionality
Coat: texture, length
Color: accepted breed colors
A judge will use his hands to inspect the girl's body, including its bones and muscles. In addition to assessing physical characteristics like these, judges assess the girl's walk (gait) and attitude. For instance, criteria might require that the girl's attitude be cheerful, as for the girl-next-door type, or proud, as for the preppy girl. The American Hottie Club (AHC) has assembled these criteria for each of their recognized genres. It gathers this information from the clubs and organizations that specialize in those genres of hottie. The girl that the judges think matches its genre's criteria the best wins the competition (opportunity to kiss my face).
some variant of an american accent which im not sure where its from,but sounds oh so sexy
I've been harbouring a fantasy of a girl lying across a bed, smoking a roll up and playing a video game. It turns me on even more when this imaginary girl gets exasperated at her continual losses at the game. Sigh.
Tattoos on her feet
Swearing in a ladylike fashion
Dressing like a 15 year old boy
Either fiercely intelligent but not very confident about it, or as thick as pig shit, so I can undermine and just have control over her.
Posh girls who act common
15 year old boys all dress that awful "trendy" way these days.
I just mean girls who don't doll themselves up.
If they're *too* chavvy then it's a no. I mean more like plain t-shirts, formless blue jeans and scuffed trainers. Just really unflattering clothes. It's satisfying when you take them off to reveal the woman underneath. Yum
You've become my new favorite user
and big unflattering withnail coats
But yeah, it's gie's me a boner
a nice round arse
good taste in music
berets or similar type of chapeau
Girls with glasses seem like they should be catergorised as a 'fetish'
It's the equivalent of fancying deaf girls
hearing aids get me pretty hot as well.
I don't get the glasses fetishism. It seems to be fetishising boring girls. I'm boring enough, bespectacled, etc. so why the fuck would I want a girl like that?
I have to walk a mile in order to buy a Twix and a paper
Glasses indicate a mild disability.
Why is this attractive?
so no punks, skins, hippies etc.
mainly. Although, obvious physical traits are nice too. Which is lucky for me as my lady writes and performs comedy and is a fittie.
unpretentious, good cook, bit shy, likes a drink, big tits, round ass and a fringe.
-Be slightly pretentious/up themvelves
-Have big boobs!
-Be in a band
-Be quite small/petite and cute looking
-Having a 'rock n roll' look
-Alternatively, wearing twee dresses (depends on my mood/the weather)
-Having those knee length boots on (probably not at the same time as the dress)
-A big interest in music
-Any small amount of interest in sport
-A girl that doesn't mind a bit of flirtatious banter (even if we're just friends) every now and again.
-A girl that likes a few drinks (not because this makes them easier to 'get into')
Is there anyone like this on here? ;)
You don't get into girls.
What do you mean by a 'rock'n'roll look'? Like The Runaways or Hot Topic?
ah, the old small-big-small-big
Not one that I'd usually use, but why is there an issue with it?
and having a pretty smile
and then just leaving me with a kiss on the cheek.
that's much sexier than letting her dicontent fester and bubble until she snaps
Slag antlers? Anyone? It's the only reason I kept reading this.
wearing glasses, being slightly shy and no ugg boots in sight.
nah i don't wear gleggs. a lot. sorry. i'll go away now.
love this word
theres a bit where that guy describes Jamie Lee Curtis as having an "ass like a 10 year old boy"... its always stuck with me...
this was meant to be in connection with the dresses like a 15 year old comment up there
number of limbs
Hell I'm not fussy, I'm willing to be moved upon what the correct number actually is
it would be sex for board edits
(this is a joke)
I KNOW SOME
I'M DESPERATE HERE.
play guitar or bass
talk to me
not just mean "same sense of humour" though?
well nah i wouldn't want that
girls who fancy me are more likely to laugh at my shit jokes at first, maybe they just look through the rose-tint-o-scope at me and then over time it fades...
clothes that aren't high on the leg or low on the chest
someone who can't 'put up with' places like TigerTiger / Oceana etc. I don't mean to sound snobberish, but if say you're out on the tiles and her mate's at some horrible grinding club and texts her saying "come meet us" and she goes "we might as well, I mean it's not THAT bad".
mainly: someone who hasn't been in one of those 5 year relationships or whatever and has a clingy ex.
Is that really the main thing? Is it?
I'm not complaining or anything
I know a girl who likes continental ales and stuff. I'd rather she drink girly drinks.
some of the guys on here are just strange.
freckles or birthmarks or anything like that
freckles are so cute. Freckles + Red hair + pretty face = dream girl
so many Americans sound different than one another though. same as there is a sexy swedish girl voice and a not so sexy one. and then a sexy german girl voice and a not so sexy one.
see: Carrie from Sleater-Kinney and Katie from Sky Larkin.
Neediness is the worst possible trait in a woman.
Other things include:
Sense of humour,
Opinions on things,
Interest in the news,
Abilty to identify obscure quotations from TV programmes,
Dresses nicely (more librarian than stripper),
Can hold drink.
But, on the surface, I wont give a shit about her.
and i heartily agree.
any woman i'm involved with would stab herself in the heart before betraying me, but i'll idly brush her off at any second
who breaks Mary Weiss' heart
We can dream a dream.
P.s. In all seriousness though.....I would give them the world, without actually getting off my arse. And I certainly wouldn't carry out any of that 'Nil By Mouth' brutality. That's bad news.
actually THINK about what are we doing?!
i cant even form a sentence.. that makes... sense.. :-(
who could understand me
- no pouting
- no 'cute' voice
- can read
- can write
- dances (even if badly).. (especially if badly)
I wish I hadn't made it