So tomorrow right, I wanna go for a Chinese. For all kinds of reasons (+ Sam Smith's access) I would like it to be central. Maybe in that Chinatown area, that might be convenient.

Please recommend me one that isn't rubbish, is cheap(ish?) and ideally where the fact that it always takes me a couple of minutes to remember how to handle chopsticks won't make me look too stupid.

Cheers.