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Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working
Basically, it was the best film ever.
How do you top perfection I hear you ask? NICK HIS HEART AND WATCH HIM GO FUCKING MENTAL.
I'll lend it to you next week.
It was pretty brutal and as with all Stratham performances, utterly shit. But it did look quite amazingly fun.
It's STATHAM and TAKE THAT BACK.
WHY GIVE HIM ANOTHER HEART?!
That said, I'm very much looking forward to the performance of Shirley To as Chinese Hooker #2.
Remember when we watched it at my birthday? It nearly brought the house down.
Sheeeeeit partner, do YOU remember how I actually made a detour to HMV on my way home from your house to buy a copy?
Every home should have a copy.
AL QAEDA! AL QAEDA!
It gets better by the minute.
This film is going to be ace.
This writing team are clearly destined to be written about in 50 years as perverts - even though they are clearly pioneers...
Rick Rape? Seriously?
Jonathan Chase ... Geek Leader
You know what I love best?
The only thing under Spoiler Alert! is "One Man Army"
Rambo meets Speed meets Gone with the wind.
Rumors say the script will follow the original one written by Stallone for Rambo (2008), in which Rambo finds out he has a daughter and she has been kidnapped by a hostile cult, from which Rambo must rescue her. There are also rumors about Rambo V being in Africa
Imagine how angry he gets?!
It's only set in Africa because they used up all the Asian extras in the last one.
Is that eddie izzard at 1.43 and 2.10, or phillip seymour hoffman? I cannot tell.
im gonna watch crank tonight. If its shit im holding you responsible.
You'll be thankingme tomorrow though. I guarantee it.