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Why not get them this....
Some of the comments are brilliant.
"As King of the Lizards, Paul Ross has quite the reputation to live up to. This visual representation of our beloved Queen delighted me deep inside my bowels and stirred my withered loins with memories of a less barren time. "
If its something rude it will be logged in my browsing history and I will be recommended a wealth of similar items on my home page and my whole family will think Im a massive pervert.
"I received mine through my wondrously large letterbox this very morning, and it and it made me physically and emotionally sick. my whole family began weeping in unison and then my youngest, rufus, claimed he could fly and set off onto the pavement via the 19th floor balcony."
I haven't even read the comments yet
'My 20 inch canvas print of the magnificent Paul Ross is a thing of beauty and a joy... except for one oversight. The manufacturer neglected to add a wipe-clean laminated surface, the lack of which has left my print with an unusual stain across the great man's pudgy face.'
5.0 out of 5 stars As exquisite as Paul's own soft hands, 10 Dec 2008
Unsurpased in his presenting style, the Paul Ross 20 inch canvas magnificently encapsulates all that is wonderful about the man. The sturdy build, the pleasing aesthetics, the longevity of frame and the healthy glow all lay testament to why Mr Ross is a God amongst presenters. Like Mr Ross, the print is honestly presented, displaying the sincere expression and relaxed pose that makes us all feel a little better about ourselves.
It has been suggested that the the picture has healing qualities, but forget those fripperies. This is Mr Ross! The simple matter of having the sauve, witty Paul Ross in your home should be the paramount pleasure.
Purchase along with some 10x8 prints and you can have Paul Ross in every room! InstaRoss!
When I returned home, I hung this picture above my haunted fireplace. Almost immediately, I felt the cold disappearing. The curtains stopped twitching. The pipes stopped moaning. I felt sure that this picture of Paul Ross expelled the demons from my home - I don't know why and I don't know how, but I can only thank Mr. Ross from the bottom of my heart.
I urge you, dear reader, to bathe in the warmth of Paul's chubby glow. My heart is at peace now - I only wish the same for you.
"I was so overcome by the powerful emotions my Paul Ross 20 Inch Canvas Print evoked in me that I was bed ridden for a week."
"I can confirm for those worried about whether or not they have space to accommodate this item on their wall, the dimensions are approximately 20" x 12", which falls well within the average recommended surface area of a wall. At an amazing 20 pence per square inch, Mr. Ross has never been such good value for money. "
By Spike - See all my reviews
If you only buy one 20 inch canvas print of Paul Ross this year, this is the one to get.
i don't know why everyone below has taken to subtly and ironically slam this magnificent piece of art; we all know it doesn't really have magical powers to cure illness or ward off spooky apparitions. so i thought i would offer a real review, so the ross family can hopefully shift more of these premium portraits of our favourite non-celebrity.
i received mine through my wondrously large letterbox this very morning, and it and it made me physically and emotionally sick. my whole family began weeping in unison and then my youngest, rufus, claimed he could fly and set off onto the pavement via the 19th floor balcony.
you don't get that sort of reaction to a george foreman grill, i can tell you.
worth every penny.
Paul Ross? More like Wall Ross! At least your wall will be BeautiPaul with this once in a lifetime Rossortunity.
This is a near perfect likeness of Mister Paul Ronald Raoul Ross. It is really very good and I am more than pleased with it. It is slightly lacking on one of the three dimensions - that being depth - but in the other two it excels - they being width and height. Thank goodness for trustworthy retailers such as Amazon in these times of financial discord and fiduciary turmoil.
This is such a great thrill! I've been wanting a 20" Paul Ross canvas print for years, but have never been able to find one. 20" is the perfect size too! 21" would have been too big, and 19" too small. The wooden box frame makes a delightful "clonking" sound when you hit it with a teaspoon which is a sure sign of quality, and the canvas is the most canvassy I have ever encountered. If I had a hat (which I don't), I would take it off (which I can't) to Amazon. You've made my life almost complete.