Inspired by the DiS shutting down madness. Say you're watching tv when suddenly up-pops Fiona Bruce to announce that the Russians-Koreans-Germany and Japan have joined together to form some sort of super commie-nazi dream team against the UK 'cause they're fed up with our shit. And that Parliament had just been bombed and the BBC was probably going to be next [thus denying of any real news coverage during the crisis] and that the superboats were due to land at Blackpool in an hour to invade. Plot holes aside, what would you do?

PS. First one to post "I'd post about in DiS" gets a prize for being retardedingly obvious.