I'm reminded of the tale that Brodi tells in Mallrats, where there is a plane which begins to drop from the sky. Everybody starts furiously wanking, spaffing all over the shop, assuming that it is the last thing that they will do before they die, and the the plane levels out, it lands, and no-one on it ever mentions what happened. That 'keep in touch' thread was the DiS mass wank. Let's never talk of it again...