1/ Massive unstyled beard
2/ Sideburns as worn by bumpkin or aged Elvis impersonator
3/ Handlebar moustache worn by actual American folk retard
1/ Goatee beard. Ugh ugh slime grease covering over weaselly face.
2/ Moustache worn by suburban father, teenage boy or desperate trendyite.
3/ Line the outside of the face style overly kept beard or useless nostril/cheek stripes.