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what would you do? They all suck... standing by a wall... photo from up above... blah blah blah.
I need ideas...
while the others look slightly bored
- black up
- all wearing nazi uniforms
- smoking cigars
- taking a shit
- eating a greggs
- playing a triangle
- holding playstation controllers in front of your face
- wearing boxing gloves
- dressed as referees and linesmen
- in thunderbirds costumes
The Flowers Travelling Band did two naked sleeves (one whilst riding motorbikes), Japan, early seventies.
Plenty of bands have done pissing in urinals or up against a wall. Can't think of any shitting though.
The Black & White Minstrels blacked up.
Ponytail pulls that shit
in true ugly style
except for socks
stand outside for ever and then use a google earth picture of you
All of your wearing turbans
Casual racism is ossum
or against a brick wall. Classic!
...where they're on a railway line. Still looks bloody cool though. It was re-used on a Teenage Shutdown compilation:
with a smoking rifle over his shoulder, while the rest of the band are gatherer around a pram, on its side, with blood splattered on the cover.
and masterbate into a drain
I'd like photo next to electricity transformers or maybe in a field full of pylons or something. Know any in North London / South Hertfordshire? This also might look gash.
But that is because I prefer candid work. There is a certain feel to a band shot. You have to make the viewer feel like their are a band. Quite often you don't have much time with them either!
A photo of you where you hold the cd cover with the photo of you on so it goes on forever
Like Tito, or Mobutu, or Pinochet or even Ted Haggard/ Jerry Fallwell.
Has that been done yet?
from the branch of a tree
...were in a tree on one of their records, no? But, sadly, not upside down...
Bukkake onto the fittest member
Cannibalism on the drummer
standing in the middle of a playground wearing school uniforms surrounded by a load of leering children with greasy hair and trenchcoats.