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How good is it? I'm a 1:2.
Make some poo jokes.
we are dumping equals
it's 6:2. Gosh!
You're a dumping machine!
and it doesn't include all the boys I've ever obsessed over who didn't even want to go out with me, which is at least 7. So that evens it up.
i'm a horrible person
who i didn't actually like and went out with because i didn't want to be mean and say no. In hindsight probably the wrong approach there...
Watch out commanderboobs!
dumped twice. Or maybe three times actually.
or is it not a ratio so I write 2:3?
I dunno. Anyway, you know what I mean. This thread is a secret maths test, isn't it?
which would make nice_squirrel's 3:1, but I wasn't going to nitpick.
getting all mathsy now are we?
Suck it up girls!
I never actually thought about it that way. 2-0! World Cups have been won with less
and my theory has seemingly been proved correct: woman like to dump more than men.
*This may appear after my lost post and make me look stupid. More so.
solely for the sex
to make a typo in
POO POO POOP!
it's something ridiculous like
But this hasn't changed in the last 8 years as been in long term one since...and these 11 'relationships' weren't exactly serious.
Still, that's a thrashing. back of the net.
though the one was more of a mutual decision, just she was the first to admit it. 3:0 would be pretty sweet.... god im a childish cock.
You mean 1:1, don't you?
but I instigated it. I think.
Or are you working for NU LiarBore
Your willingness to accept defeat and be attributed the 1:1 makes me wonder if you're infact hiding a 0:2
phil's crazy ex, but at the time still girlfriend: right, i've had enough of you always finishing thecup cakes, you're dumped
phil: you can't dump me for eatinging a cup cake
phil's crazy ex, but at the time still girlfriend: yes i can and i am doing so right nw
phil: no, you can't because i just dumped you for being acrazy weirdo
phil's so called crazy weirdo exgirlfriend: mutters a curse
phil ends up becoming a feeder and marries a cup cake eater.
Half the time I'm not even sure when I'm 'seeing' someone, so I don't really keep track.
ANYWAYS you blates haven't had 300+ girlfriends
and I was lucky it wasn't 5:0 on Friday night.
done it way more though...
so 5:1 ish
and once what I would term a score draw.
i think it's pretty respectable.
Before happily settling with William G Stewart
I'd never thought about this before - how depressing.
and I thought I was bad.
The two being dumpeds were where I was given the cold shoulder until I finally stopped trying to get in touch and stuff. But I spose it still counts.
depends how you look at it
No-one wins, no goals, pretty rubbish really.
Something about parking the bus.
But what do I know?!/
the left is you dumping, right?
i've not had a proper relationship before.
so er YET TO BE SEEN
i hate the internet.
I am choosing to count the guy who dumped me 3 times as one. Also, one of the people I dumped, it was kind of by accident, but I'm counting it anyway.
Tend to lose track of all the ones from 13-14 years ago.
I'm a walkover
That I can remember right now.