I'm going to wear a flat cap, be a 24 hour party person, fall into the union, listen to some northern soul, get a bit mad ferrit, feel alright our kid, shout at Richard Dunn, be a bit grim, vote against the congestion charge, hate Liverpool, laugh at southern fairies, shop at Aflecks Palace, exchange some vinyl, walk down Coronation Street, go up the Hilton, buy a gun, join the BNP and go and watch the complete Stone Roses in the Night and Day. What are you going to do?