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Bombproof romantic advice pls.
give her a tenner. credit crunch.
don't smell her too much.
exploded from the cuteness.
It's a bold move,
that's not a good way to start
*hears sirens, starts sweating*
What should I wear?
Suggestions below and I'll see if I have said gaments within my wardrobe.
This Carhartt shirt (grey/black):
Dark blue 501s
Short navy blue wool pea coat
Although, two pairs of trousers seems a little OTT.
I wanna see shoes, AiC.
Don't even think about the brown boots.
anyone who wears them is a cunt.
ps. what's wrong with brogues? I think they're my favourite kind of shoe.
both have been around since before indie was even a word. brogues are an edwardian thing.
My grandad wears brogues. Is he an indie reject?
for cruising cobbled lanes in search of opium first.
Just to start us off:
Mine are the real deal. Not tacky Topman stuff made in some cave by a kid. Made in Liverpool at the beat boutique. Sweet.
I probably wouldn't wear them out on a date unless she was into that sort of thing, and also - they look better with narrow pants as opposed to jeans. Unless you go have a highnecked shirt or sweater, it's tough to do.
like they're tryina look like elves or something.
Disclaimer: He probably knows more Satanic Sluts then you.
could wear brogues instead.
and not a 16 year old heading to the under-18s disco on a Saturday night. Cool
and represent it yourself.
1. offer to buy the first round
2. offer to buy the second round (she may not take you up on it but she'll be impressed you offered)
3. ask questions (don't just talk about yourself)
5. offer to walk her to the bus stop/tube station if you're not going the same way after
I'd say don't 'offer to buy'. Do buy. Just say 'what you having?' as opposed to 'should i get this round in?'.
Get some good quality smell on your neck. Make sure your pits are deodorised.
Most of all - oral hygeine. I recently went out with a girl and every time she spoke it smelt like she was farting out of her mouth. Needless to say, I made a swift exit.
But yeah. Pull out the stops for oral hygeine. Get Listerine - the rest are rubbish compared.
I think you're (on the way to getting) banned, with the way you're carrying on.
I'M NOT JOKING.
It's very sweet.
You're spot on about the blue bottle. Are you on about the one that's shaped like a torso?
It's absolute Marmite - seriously, either people adore it or detest it. I'm an adorer, personally.
look at me giving all my secrets away.
Issey Mikaye - CHECK.
Right, shower time.
Don't take her to McDonalds. Make sure it's Wimpy instead.
What credit crunch?
humans cant resis MSG.
But accidentally give her a box of toenail clippings instead, she'll think its dessicated coconut and eat it, but then you'll tell her and she'll spit them all over you and run off with a hunk.
Aside from that, just be how you always are.