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What's your handwriting like?
I have a weird interest in handwriting. I like looking at it and stuff, and sometimes I change my handwriting if I get bored of it. I'm quite good at copying some people's handwriting styles.
Post pictures or scans of your handwriting to see if I can steal any of them.
My own handwriting looks like this:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3038/3103522118_c37d4dc6b8_b.jpg
Write what you want. Even "poptimus, this is a ridiculously lame thread" and stuff x
have you got a handwriting fetish or something?
my handwriting is so illegible, when i did my mock gcse food technology exam, i got a rather embarrassed phonecall from my teacher saying she couldn't read any of my answers so could i come into school and actually read her the answers that i'd written. i'd no idea why she was embarrassed when i should've been. oh, and for the record, i was honest about what my answers were
Yeah, pretty much.
Not a sexy fetish either, it's just that handwriting gives me glee. Especially illegible handwriting!
TOP DiS FACT: yes_ has the most illegible handwriting I've ever seen and I'm really jealous of it. It's probably the best I've seen so far
i write liek a grrl
Do you have really neat, curly handwriting
with circles instead of dots above your is and js?
ya like taht
cool
wehn i was lil it was real messy tho my brother said it was like dipping a spider in ink and letting it crawl about on paper idk
:D
That's so cool!
I've noticed my boss doing it, when writing on envelopes
to make sure the address is neat and centred. I just grab the envelope and scrawl across it, making it all grubby. Professional (Y)
Shut up
I wish I had a scanner
so I could draw a heart, scan it, then post it here, instead of having to draw and photograph it and wait for ages for it to download onto the computer, then wait for a further ages to upload it onto Flickr. I'll still do that, though, but here: <3
i think i wrote you a note about something like
hey tony this is my handwriting. it always changes, so take a good look.
do you still have it?
i bet its really similar and you'll match it up with my own handwriting from other documents
paradoxically proving me a fraud, or something
Yeah, I could be proven a fraud with my different handwriting samples.
My signature changed three times these year. At first it looked like it said "Cunty Killing" now it looks like this "A____y K__ll___y". Massive lines for no reason!
I still have that note, in my wee book. James and Josh and the other Catriona and dark_truffles and Louise wrote in it too. So did medulla, but he signed off as "Anonymous", ruining all the fun.
Nice slant to the left.
its horrid
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h314/teeniebop90/DSC00066.jpg
:))
i love yours
it's like the perfect handwriting for post-it notes and cute little messages
thank you :)
Yeah, you should get a job writing out Post Secrets
and things for A Softer World
I'm a bit like this!
My own handwriting's stupidly small [my maths teacher always used to do this cute, lame joke where she'd get out a magnifying glass and go in a really exaggerated voice 'oh, It's ****'s work, I better just get out my *magnifying glass* (pulls out magnifying glass) so I can read it']. I'm a bit obsessed abut making it look perfect aswell, like in a ultra legible style.
My handwriting used to be tiny too!
In fact, I used to lean right into the page with my nose almost touching the paper so that I could make it as small as possible. I increased it a bit after one teacher kept giving me into trouble.
my lecture notes from today
http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp219/photobucket2911/Photo1.jpg?t=1229120282
That's cool - it looks all neat and tight
as if it's been typed instead of handwritten!
A bit scrawlly, used to be better but now I just jot things down
so you lose the structure of the letters.
http://img75.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscf1454xp0.jpg
You ruined an envelope!
Oh noes!
The bill inside it meant it was ruined already.
Zing!
A white lie actually
it had contained the recipt for my holiday in January.
i scanned it in..
http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/3504/reedadwep007ju9.jpg
Merry Christmas to you too
x
haha that's excellent writing!
bear in mind this is my NEAT
handwriting
i fail
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll253/agirlinport/2208123.jpg
I'd say that was the neatest so far;
everyone else has been quite scrawly. Although I did read "mess" as "Mex" at first. Cute cat
i just used this thread as an excuse to post cats
A DEPLORABLE MEX
anti-Mexican!
i love the mexicans
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll253/agirlinport/2237583.jpg
hahaha :D
hey tony look at mine
http://www.flickr.com/photos/33225024@N03/3102747203/
i copped out and took a photo of some notes i made for a job application
instead of writing you a message
That's okay, Nick
It's my favourite so far (Y) I like it a lot!
As illegible as yes_'s, but you give the words room, instead of sort of letting them jam together or run into each other like his.
oh wow i don't normally participate in these threads
but i'm actually glowing inside slightly from having my handwriting complimented!
:)
Mine is terrible
http://i35.tinypic.com/f4hf9u.jpg
I tried to make it legible but I was running out of stamina towards the end of the sentence.
If your camera's got a macro setting try using that
to get the photo in focus.
had to
use the crappy camera on my computer (no macro), my phone is playing up.
Are you writing straight onto the scanner glass with a whiteboard marker then scanning it in?
It looks like a water colour
or writing on glass with a really water-based felt pen which spreads quickly.
I got all excited for a second that you might have written that backwards,
but then realised it's probably the crazy backwards world of the webcam.
Unless you can write backwards? 'Cause I can!
^5
Writing backwards is much more of a video-y thing. I'll have to do it tomorrow or something
I'm not meaning this as any kind of slight or anything but
can you actually read that (I appreciate you've said you're dyspraxic) back to yourself?
thats not too bad
looks kinda like my normal writing.
then again i do have dyspraxia too
nearly anyone could be diagnosed with adhd
it really doesn't mean much and you should definitely not define yourself with it
why did your parents take you to the doctor in the first place?
and how old were you?
what so a diagnosis of adhd just magically fell onto your lap one day
you must have seen a doctor at some point and had a presenting sympton. And you must have had an age when that happened.
yeah pretty mild though
whats capd?
THIS LINK JUST CRASHED MY COMPUTER TWICE
:@
:D:D:D:D
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http://img361.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscf1455fv8.jpg
^ that could've not have misposted in a worse place
tony your handwriting is utter shite, it looks exactly like mine
I actually have some sort of weird handwriting fetish too, some handwriting genuinely looks beautiful to me, especially if it was written in a colour other than black.
Mibby I stole your handwriting, Rick?
Probably not, don't recall ever seeing it. Anyway, I totally get what you mean about some of it looking beautiful - I'm a big fan of Alasdair Gray's handwriting and Oscar Wilde's is quite beautiful. But I prefer it in black. There's something about perfect handwriting in black ink. I guess I could get quite erotic about it.
pink handwriting that's really nice can give me a boner
I'll post my handwriting later if I can get my cam working, it's amazingly like yours
nice try :D
unfortunately my willy has not increased in mass, gabster.
hahahaha
tony, have you read the comic Blankets by Craig Thompson?
I haven't, Gareth.
Are you recommending it?
Well, it's good,
but mostly there's a bit in it where this guy wanks off to his girlfriend's hadnwriting.
Jus' sayin'.
hahahaha
*cock in hand*
Whoa, you're right!
I can tell you probably don't lean onto the page as heavily as I do (I love turning the page over and running my hand along the bumps my handwriting has made; gives me a boner, like running my hands over tiny, literate boobs) and maybe write a bit quicker than I do. I might have to steal your 'f', actually. Hmm...Hmm...
Oh man, I thought that was Mehodor's!
Replies fucked up for a second and confused me :(((((((((((
Oh my god
I love your handwriting so, so, so much
^ So perfect
The most beautiful handwriting I've seen. Oh man!
Yes!
Have you thought about capitals?
ooooh that in pink plz
aw man
I know you'd like that
I feel like an old paedo now, nudging a fellow paedo whilst eyeing up a sexy kid. "Picture it in pink, Rick!"
HAHAHA
LOL
Mine's pretty poor.
It slants, doesn't stay in the lines, and most people can't read it. It's also got flickier of late (lower case Fs, capital Js and Ss, especially), because I'm a bit of a ponce. Here's some seminar notes I just scanned:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3045/3103674312_13bdaaf838_b.jpg
It reminds me of contemporary art, for some reason
Also VERY reminiscent of yes_'s
I can tell from your handwriting that you have lots of anger
But he's friendly and (Y) in his profile picture
I think he's maybe a bit excitable, with lots of energy and ideas, but gets nervous about throwing the ideas 'out there'...Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Fucking hate graphology though.
Haha I didn't know there was such a thing as graphology
Wikipedia: 'The letter "t" has the largest number of interpretations. For example where the horizontal "bar" of the t is placed on the vertical "stem" indicates where one places their goals, while the height of the t stem indicates the potential to accomplish those goals.'
And the "bar" of my Ts basically extends from the bottom, haha.
And angry?
Probably.
Graphology is pretty much the most ridiculous branch of "science" ever.
I saw a sheet displaying 20 ways someone could write a "y" and like 18 of them were saying "If you write 'y' this way it means you are gay". So stupid
i like your stuff
You have a good career ahead of you as a doctor.
a regular source of embarrassment
seriously, it's pants. I can't be bothered to provide any examples here so you'll just have to take my word for it. It's a barely legible scrawl that hasn't improved since I was 9 or 10.
Boo!
Spoil sport! ;)
Maths notes!
http://i33.tinypic.com/2eveq74.jpg
Very nice, Adam
I like that. I actually expected your handwriting to be more printed, but this is surprisingly fancy. :)
It's kinda loopy, isn't it?
I usually spend the second half of a lecture colouring in said loops.
:D
I always had the most fun doing stuff like algebra in school; I always made my maths notes as neat as possible, because I thought the combination of letters and numbers just looked beautiful on the squared page. Never, ever understood any of the maths though.
Like this:
http://i37.tinypic.com/2s1875l.jpg
Neat
I spy an interrobang!
Haha
I think you'll find it's the bottom part of the g from the 'things' above.
Oh
:D
Yeah, I wonder if he's got any in pink...?
only one i have
http://www.flickr.com/photos/klaire/3098376339/
What did you get 91 with?!
using all seven letters: 50 bonus points and it was on a triple word score
I'm so hot for you right now
Hey, you're loads cleverer than your mum!
she was intentionally playing badly because we were playing with a dyslexic guy
or so she says.
nice burger
That means that she was defeated by a dyslexic guy
looooooooooooooooooooooooooool!
cheers guys
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3093/3103760356_5af232709e_o.jpg
i'll cya later.
yeah but look
it says that you cheat
she added 10 points to her score for "being great"
yeah but look
IT SAYS THAT YOU CHEAT
pedant.
pwned
that was the one time you won
yeah ok
during games of scrabble, i could only ever describe claire as "underhand". requests to play "dirty scrabble" start coming in, and then she uses words like qu. QU isnt even a word!!
I lost the will to do nice handwriting years ago.
When I stopped writing on a ruler in fact. Anyone else ridiculous enough to do that at school?
http://i33.tinypic.com/2akl1ky.jpg
Yeah, kissinginkansas did that!
Nice pad
i bet you'd like to see more of mirri's pad, eh poptimus?
Maybe I'll get to see more of it after Zonino, brusma?
I can only hope
it's a nice pad
;)
oi
innuendo the fuck off, the pair of you!
Sorry Mirri!
I was coerced into it !
is this gonna be your excuse after zonino too?
We'll see how sexy Mirri is irl
they say people who write on rulers are on the edge of going nuts
I'm not joking
Why do so many school kids do it then?
oo i like yours
i am always envious of other people's handwriting
my sister has glorious handwriting but i think she spent about five years perfecting it. mine is a mess and is either straight or slanted, depending on how lazy i am being.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3196/2782792738_9ae38807e1.jpg?v=0
wow, christopher alcock writes songs differently to me
Yeah, same
Completely differently.
Actually, now I think about it
I probably do start off with a line of lyrics then go from there :\
you're all wrong
write a sexy riff and then go from there
That's howI write songs.
Actually, I write songs the same way Stephin Merritt writes songs!
^ WE HAVE A WINNER
in pink that would 10/10 so I'll give it 9
Yeah, scarlet_apples, you have pretty, pretty, PRETTY handwriting.
I'm a black fan, so I'll give you 10/10.
isn't it just the prettiest thing?
makes me sick in a wonderful way
I think it's those Ws that do it for me.
They just seem to curl out of the computer screen and right around me in a nice big cozy hug. Ahhh
I think it's shit
get to france
You're so wrong
I gave you a 9, Adam. A 9!
That's why I'm so bitter
She's come in and stolen my crown.
2
...
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4148218#r2636432
You're a 9 too.
My grading normally goes down to execution, not, like, neatness. The only 10s are hellotornado and scarlet_apples, though.
people who start writing their songs with lyrics but no melody
really no nothing about songwriting
*know
You know nothing about spelling.
I know
yes
people put too much emphasis on lyrics because they're easy and anyone can write them.
It's easier to write a vocal melody if you have some words to sing though
They don't have to stick.
you know my handwriting
and i can't say anything about your new handwriting because i'm due to in my letter. but yeah, your handwriting changes all the time, it's ridiculous. you're like a schizo ;)
hahaha
I know, I have multiple handwriting personalities. I need to go to a psychiatrist about it, or something :S
I don't think I've even written to you in the above style. Have I?
yep, in your last one
oh, ps: want to do a scan of mine for me?
from one of my letters? i have a scanner. but pm me first about what excerpt, because i don't want just anything up on the dis boards obv.
I don't have a scanner!
I just photographed my sample, but had to wait for it to download to the computer, then upload to flickr which took ages. I'll do one tomorrow to bump the thread though, if you want? :)
yes please
and i meant to say "i have no scanner". i actually did at first but then reread it has "i don't have no scanner" and so "corrected" it. fool.
ps maybe now though please? what do you mean by ages? i won't be near a comp tomorrow if my jobhunt goes on as planned. pps make sure you've not got your photo size set too big or something something.
Well, it's, like, nearly one am here
and I want to get up early tomorrow to get my trousers from the tailors. And it takes about twenty minutes on this slow ass computer. So it's best done tomorrow, first thing.
Although if I'm still online at 1:20am, you'll be totally mad, huh?
nah, do as you do x
Tailor's, huh? Fanceeee.
Yeah, I know
I'm dead posh, me
this thread has got way too twee and i'm embarrassed to have taken part in it.
Shut up, it's totally erotic
and not twee at all
Okay Pops,
What d'ya reckon?
http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk265/myfirstmine/boxback.jpg
ps. I'mgonnadeletethisonceit'sbeenassessed.
looks like you have a steady hand.
pretty rad, tbh.
does your writing actually slant both ways?
ps poptimus: maybe something from one of my early big-papered letters with the writing slanting wildly up? remember my pseudocalligraphic page numbers? (don't include those)
I guess so.
It looks straight to me. I suppose I'm used to it.
Or maybe something got changed in photoshop.
Okay, I'll look through my collection of Alex Papers.
By the way, the omission of page numbers from your last letter confused me a lot. Can you keep them in, please? Thanks xxx
k
You're a messy letter reader, then?
I'll spice them up too if I can. I need an outlet.
I normally walk around when
shit...
*I read, and I'm sometimes eating as well, so I dropped the pages a lot and got them mixed up. I had to match it up with the flow of sentences.
Ah, that's your handwriting, eh?
I like it. It's all tall and thin and has a sort of refinement to it. I think...yeah, it does
You can delete it now :)
circa 1998
http://i33.tinypic.com/29w8osp.jpg
dig me.
"Thomas A."
In case your grandma didn't remember what Thomas you were? Also, AWWW.
gerry had an affair and is now an alcoholic by the way.
Innit cute
Jesus, ten years ago. Eight year old TA!
I dig, btw
AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHOSE HANDWRITING IT REMINDS ME OF!!!!!!!!
i havent read much of this thread, fill me in fill me in
Well, it's not handwriting that has been displayed in this thread, but some that I've seen irl
but...
atbay's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
heh heh heh heh
oh you!
hehe
But seriously. That really is like atbay's handwriting. No joke. The only joke being that you really are the same person after all :D
I'm a bit dissapointed by the lack of love for my handwriting in this thread
I liked it!
I'm lead assessor and stuff, so I'm the one that matters :)
I dig yours, very neat