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but he's not cool so how would he know? i bet it is cool
so I no longer trust him.
Then would he be cool? Hmm? Would he? Would he? Yes. Yes he would, because he would have to wear an eyepatch.
He's chib you soon as look at you. Downing Street= Shank Town.
Then would he be cool? Hmm? Would he? Would he? No. No he wouldn't be cool. It's not cool to be stabbed. That's totally foolish. Carry a knife so that you may defend yourself and challenge would-be stabbers to knife fights. That's cool. I have spoken.
and you've caused the screaming bleeding.
I'll happily be spokesman
if a gang of chavs threatened him with knives or a beating on a street, his posse could mow down the other gang with their gloks/brownings.
I guess carrying a knife is pretty passe if your gang has the latest automatic firearms and combat martial art training.......he's making a bit like marie antoinette really
that would be king on YTMND
you could probably combine the biting the curb/crunch/kick in the teeth for a terrible joke three way combo