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I met the world's greatest cat last night.
He's a Redpoint Siamese who lives in Brixton and he was utterly fucking awesome. Insanely hyperactive and ludicrously friend. He found out I had something in my pocket that was in a plastic wrapper and started trying to reach into my pocket to get it. Then when I moved him to the other side of me he came back over to have another go. Then I put a cushion over the pocket so he attempted to pull the cushion off me and when that failed he attempted to get to my pocket through the otherside of my leg. Then when I dangled the plastic wrapper over him later he literally leapt up onto his hindlegs to reach it and actually walked round on his hindlegs for a bit. Then started stretching for the wrapper in my hand, over-balanced himself and fell off the sofa.
He is almost certainly the greatest cat I've ever met in my life! I don't have photos (I've got a couple of on my phone but not with me now) but here's a painting someone did of a Redpoint Siamese to accompany this story:
http://i5.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/d7/70/2928_1.JPG
But in reality, he cloned your credit cards and stole your identity.
but come Zonino, it'll still attack DanielKelly...
this is a thread about pussy, right?
I love cats
That cat sounds awesome.
That photo is fucking hideous.
I can't wait to get a cat
Dr whoever ends up being my landlord next year, let me have a cat please. I'll call him Brannigan and he'll be ever so stupid.
Thanks in advance, Dan
Dear Dan,
fuck off.
Thanks,
Dr. Whatever.
Dear Dan,
Fuck off.
Thanks,
Dr. Whoever
Haha, too late
I've seen your fuck-up, Mr Clevertits
Next time, Kelly!
NEXT TIME!!
Can you call the cat Mr Clevertits instead please?
yours, Dr Wank
I thought
you were being back the word "cat" for refering to a cool person.
....shame