A friend of a friend (Female) had a 'private' issue so went to the doctor to get it checked out. He took a look and became concerned. He wrote something down on a piece of paper and told her to take it to the police station.
The police read it and asked her if she had a boyfriend and what he did.
"Yes I do, he works in a morgue." She replied.
Turns out she had a case of V.D that can only be caught from dead people. Her boyfriend was sexing the dead bodies then coming home to her. Bluurrgrhh.