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what a wonderful man.
he's a massive cunt.
It was genius.
the guys doing a massive piss. amazing
''...it's more then that. We're taking a piss directly into the viewers eyes,''
If I want uninspired sarcasm, I'll just look on here. Ooooooooooh!
That is all.
a sexual dynamo.
enjoy your lunch everyone!
sorry for ruining your perceptions of him. Mine were also destroyed when this girl was telling me about it.
Last nights episode was great
"Get your clothes off!"
"Orgh get yer clothes off"
"get a good look at each others bodies!"
"yeah get a good look at each others bodies, yer bitches"
about a month ago that was blatantly him. Something to do with him shouting "I'm fucking a 25 year old!" excitedly in bed with a girl. Haha
and last night's Screenwipe was hilarious. Also, Konnie Huq deserves some credit, I though she was great in it.
of what happens when she goes for a wee
I'm not sure why I found hearing her say 'piss' loads so endearing, but it had an effect none the less.
i entirely agree
Who the fuck calls their child Charlton?
He's a legend of our times nonetheless.
can people stop saying facts about brooker
i don't want to know....he's on the telly, and on the paper, and that's it. that's all he is. don't spoil the illusion. he doesn't really exist outside of his 'hilariously scaberous media baitng persona'. alright? good.
you seem to have started to grasp around for valid reasons as to why the rest of us should open our eyes and realise how average he is.
but if they're gonna be as shit as this one, i'd just say you don't really like him much and quit while you're ahead.
smugly moan about things that everyone knows are bad, using tired, elongated sentences, words like "pissface" and the kind of over-egged insults that doctor cox rolls out on scrubs, while he sits back in the knowledge that people think he is clever, then all power to you
Oh, no...that's Carlton
was great, especially when he tried to arrange a fight with some guy who kept writing in just to insult him every month.
was one of my first doses of 'dark humour' that i loved i recall as an impressionable child. It helped made me the better, more cynical person i am today
I remember he had a poll about "which Eastenders character would you least like to sleep with?" and someone wrote in saying "Tiffany, because she's dead."
You remember the prank phone calls he would do to games helpdesks?
'We can strip to the waists... and spray ourselves with water...'
His columns for the Guardian are hilarious. I haven't seen enough of this series of Screenwipe though.
His recent piece about 'Community payback' bibs was brilliant:
"It should a fluorescent green leotard with a transparent panel located over the testicles, so you can see them squashed up against the window like depressed balding commuters and, above it, a small flashing sign with the words "HA HA LOOK AT MY HILARIOUS BALLS" accompanied by an arrow pointing at them, picked out in multicoloured LEDs visible from half a mile away. Blind pedestrians who wouldn't otherwise get to enjoy the spectacle should be catered for too, thanks to a looped iPod soundtrack consisting of assorted celebrities describing precisely how ridiculous the miscreant's balls look, backed with comedy tuba music blasting from a heavy iron tannoy mounted on the offender's head."
I just watched some clips of Screenwipe on Youtube, it's ok but TV Burp is funnier.
but you're a birdbrain for comparing TV Burp to Screenwipe
and pretty much schedule my early Saturday evening around that and ‘Bring on the Wall’ before going out.
But they’re two completely different shows, only linked by the fact they show various television clips in an amusing fashion.
you may as well compare it to Dennis Norden
which is what screenwipe and tv burp is
In screenwipe Charlie Brooker explores how TV shows are made, the bureaucracy within & the relationships & effects programmes have with their audiences. Yes, it does so in a satirical fashion but to compare the two shows is pointless.
they're very, very similar
Bagelheart (Ben) just likes being contrary to whatever I say.
and from what I saw of it it was just Brooker going "look at this twat, what a twat" etc. I prefer his columns, he has a stupid voice.
They might yet, there's two left.
Brooker can keep his apparently high-brow style of constant bad language, thanks very much.
but still, screenwipe gets me giggling one heck of one lot
I know that's the point, but that's not a funny point at all.
He'll go "and look at this prick with the stupid little face."
And you go "hehe"
And he goes "Man what a prick. Him and his twatty little dick cheese friends with their stupid little faces should all fuck off and never return, wank-sniff cocktards."
And you think "Nah Charles, that wasn't funny. You're trying too hard. Just point the thing out, maybe slip in a swear word, and go to something else."
This is why Harry Hill is better than him. Hill goes "Dev off Corrie is possessed by elephant" and shows a clip of him making an elephant noise. NEXT CLIP. Brooker would rant on about what a 'twatty dog-shagger' Dev was for about thirty seconds.
he used to be funny in magazines and nathan barley was good, but listening to him call someone in britannia high a cunt for 3 minutes is not good tv
Harry Hill would probably devote about 15 seconds of his show to it.
TV Burp is just far superior in that Harry Hill can poke fun at things without having to refer to his swear word thesaurus.
and it doesn't take a genius to point out it's a bit stupid. i don't need a man pretending to be angry reading out a scripted rant at it
Less than two million, in fact.
When he's in the middle of one of his, look-at-camera "I'd like to shove their heads in a meat grinder and then throw my shit at their legs, the cockmunching fuck brains." he stops and gets something wrong and has to say it all again. What a loser.
its like...i was watching a godfather bonus disc...and pacino is just riffing, y'know...doing his thing...subtle, brooding intensity and all that lark...but he goes for a line and really fluffs it..y'know...really blows it...says a wrong word all together and the spell is broke....so he's just sat there looking a right wally..and it was awful...like farting when you cum...a real shocker....you could hear the disgusted looks of the crew, you really could.
its obviously a crafted persona you dunder head. that's why they often show him fluffing his lines and then giggling straight after. he might believe in what he is saying, but its the shtick of the programme to act that way.
do you think harry hill wears his big collar when he sits at home for his tea?
think on son...think on.
that fluffing a line is an actorly affectation.
he is actually the same in real life.
He is quite funny though.
He's like televisions version of Zero Punctuation.
and this kind person has uploaded every single episode
i'm thinking of joining the armed forces on the off chance he does another dvd for all the lads on the ark royal