1. Being unable to tell if I'm hungover or have a cold
2. Being unable to get the taste of donner meat out of my mouth
3. Gatorade. Rank. Utter axewound
4. The residual memory of the guy in front of me on the bus who'se hair looked like he'd shaved it all and then placed a rat on top listening to rap REALLY loudly on the bus.
5. People's refusal to do things I've asked of them and thus looking like getting me into trouble.
6. Being unable to get the taste of Guinness out of my tash