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An Irish man called me a 'fish and chip cunt' once. Beat that.
tagged a picture of Oliver Cromwell as me on Facebook
so so warty.
but I'll have my revenge
if only because the first I knew of it was my sister sending me a text saying something along the lines of "Who is the stupid cunt who's just tagged you on Facebook?"
I'll tag her as Elizabeth I
"black and tans"
Now this is the greatest insult. I'll have you know I'm well aware of all the major factions in the ongoing Irish sectarian beefs.
On the other hand, it would have been funnier if I was referring to the Holy Family school in my area, whose white female students never minded a bit of casual miscegenation.
But never let me be one not to drag up Ireland's past
i hope my irish family don't think that about me : S
"Mark, have you finished clearing up?"
"No, not yet, still got some bowls."
"Oh, you are a total shitty-licking gran fucking policeman."
i am not a polis
"Are you the guy from the Halifax adverts/Andi Peters/the frontman of the Dirtbombs/[any black man wearing glasses or shades]?"
Are you any black man wearing glasses or shades?
I am any and all.
"an irreligious heathen, soliciting the devil".
"cavorting with the English" as well, because I wasn't baptised and am attending University in England. Scary scary person/
worse thing is i know some people whod probs think the same
2. "martin. martin!" (ref: martin fowler by 2 girls on the train)
2. But replace "Martin" with "Kele".
WE ALL LOOK THE SAME.
we get it. Sheesh.
GIVE HIM THE BALL
AND HE WILL SCORE.
"bob marley" everywhere at every everton match he goes to. one time, a section of the crowd starting singing "no woman no cry" to him (which is actually funny). and one time we went into a bar, they turned the music off and put on a lenny kravitz album. (also quite funny at the time)
Used to refer to me as 'Toploader Cunt'. Pretty damn insulting although not as bad as one of my friends who was known as 'Toploader Cunt's Pal'.
someone at work said I look like the bloke from scouting for girls. They still rbing it up now.