Your are viewing a read-only archive of the old DiS boards. Please hit the Community button above to engage with the DiS !
lets be friends
i am under the impression that this increases your intelligence massively.
If you want a floral swastika she's the person to ask.
there should be a funeral coming up soon in my family. i'll pm you when someone dies
Other than the earning five quid an hour in the FREEZING cold whilst highly strung homosexuals bitch about each other around you, obviously.
I'm getting an 'education' now.
i might be florist
but well proportioned,yet still manage to be awkward
JESUS GORDON IS MY FAVOURITE
^is having sex with footballer danny invincible?
I hate it when people do this
Not listening recently, though, but it's usually my reply to this question or stuff like "How are you?" and that.
I'm just stoked someone else actually knows/listens to Femme Fatale.
not all the world can be this awesome, shucks.
so. fucking. good.
I must confess however that this is likely to be slightly inaccurate because I performed the measurement with a metal rule. and as we all know metal is not the most malleable of materials.
i look like gr
last cunt i fucked was loose and had gorilla salad galore
Does that still exist?
Answers on a postcard vintage jazz mag fans.
your blood pressure must be through the roof
i already know stuff about me.
I'm rather hungry
if you quench (is that the right word?) your hunger by eating mince pies or Christmas trees or something than YEAH
I eat christmas ties
Nah, I reckon I probably could actually
HOOPLA, COCONUT SHY?
*tries to think of that Napoleon Dynamite quote where he says he's good at stuff like Kung Fu*
stopping someone on the street to call them a stupid bastard. I'm still loling
I am the secret police
best song ever.
and am hoping to finally step out of this shell ive been in
I'm not that strong a swimmer