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Steven Ireland's head.

themighty [Edit] [Delete] 28 replies 01:05, 6 December '08

Just what is the deal with it?

this:
http://m.gmgrd.co.uk/res/535.$plit/C_71_article_1035958_image_list_image_list_item_0_image.jpg

...was a wig, right?

How did he manage to play without it ever being ripped from his head? Or is that why he's finally embraced the bald?

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  • he's a fruitcake, but a very good player.

    Verbal | 6 Dec '08, 01:14 | X
  • is that Anthony Hutton from Big Brother's hair photoshopped onto Irelands egg head?

    soapy | 6 Dec '08, 01:19 | X
  • I can't be the only one who read that as

    Steven Ireland's dead.

    colesy | 6 Dec '08, 01:23 | X
    • That's just one of the many lies he told to get out of playing for his country

      'Sorry boss, I can't play' 'Why not?'
      'Me granny's dead' 'No she's not'
      'Me other granny's dead' 'No she's not'
      'Me granda's second wife's dead' 'No she's not'
      'Me girlfriend's had a miscarriage' 'No she's not'
      'I'm dead!'

      Browno @colesy | 6 Dec '08, 01:27 | X
      • That was meant to be to Colesy

        not David_R

        Browno @Browno | 6 Dec '08, 01:31 | X
  • They were hair plugs

    rumour has it the reason he wont play for Ireland is that Robbie Keane ripped it out of him so badly for being bald and he got upset. I really hope that's true. He's a great player, I also love him for this-

    http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/IrelandPinkRange_800x459(4).jpg

    David_R | 6 Dec '08, 01:23 | X
    • as if!

      soapy @David_R | 6 Dec '08, 01:23 | X
  • he has a perfectly spherical head

    its funny

    hes good though yeah

    fucktherave @kissinginkansas | 6 Dec '08, 02:49 | X
  • so he would improve every team in the league bar the top 3 teams in the country

    yet you need to get rid of him?

    fucktherave @kissinginkansas | 6 Dec '08, 15:07 | X
    • not really given that you arent actually better than evey other team in the country

      and you have far bigger problems elsewhere in your squad... hes the least of your worries

      fucktherave @kissinginkansas | 6 Dec '08, 18:14 | X
      • exactly, so why would you be selling a player that would improve teams above you?

        fucktherave @kissinginkansas | 6 Dec '08, 18:27 | X
        • i wouldnt be overly pleased about any of them

          they are all alright players, but thats about it i reckon?

          could do with someone at CB so we wouldnt have to resort to dawson though

          fucktherave @kissinginkansas | 6 Dec '08, 20:54 | X
        • Last season and the couple before

          Dunne was a half of a very good centre back parntership. However, even on top form he was making mistakes (he has a tendancy to lumber in over commiting himself horribly), this season he's been off form (as has Micah "too much muscle mass" Righards) and has become a liability. Before the start fo the season I thought Wenger had missed a huge trick not jumping in to take Dunne off us. He's been cack this season though.

          Ireland has suffered in the last couple of weeks as he's been put out on the left, where he doesn't have the first clue of what to do to protect his full back. I'm getting sick of watching him let a runner go off him but then not go to the man with the ball, just standing there in the middle of them waiting to be passed past (if Hughes was half the manager he was being cracked up to be you'd have thought that he'd have had Ireland coached on the basics before sticking him out there). The entire midfield is also being pulled down by hammann being in there, though Hughes seams to be blind to the basic fact he can't hack it anymore.
          IF thats IF Ireland can keep it up we can rank him as one of the best midfielders in the country, but, the memories of the games last season when he was an empty shirt are still a bit too fresh at the moment.

          Oh and Zabaletta, BEnjani (who worked bloody hard) and Ben Haim (surprisingly) apart, we were terrible today.

          Wow, negative rant there.

          DillingersWheelman @Pigfoot | 6 Dec '08, 21:23 | X
        • .

          Richard Patrick Dunne (Irish name: Risteárd Ó Duinn ) (born September 21, 1979 in Dublin) is an Irish footballer, who currently plays in the Premier League as a defender for Manchester City. He is Nicknamed "Dickie Dunne" amongst his close friends and admirers and also the "Dunney Monster" because of his size (and resemblance to the character who promotes Sugar Puffs).[citation needed]

          I hope that Steven Ireland and Richard Dunne form some sort of comic superteam that also somehow involves an apologetic Sven Goran Eriksson inclusive of his manifold sexual misadventures who take America and Japan by storm

          Parsefone | 6 Dec '08, 03:08 | X
          • Dunney Monster

            Gold. Liquid, comedy, gold.

            lemonbrickcombo @Parsefone | 6 Dec '08, 21:25 | X
            • Dunne O.G.

              DillingersWheelman @kissinginkansas | 6 Dec '08, 21:39 | X
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