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Steven Ireland's head.
Just what is the deal with it?
this:
http://m.gmgrd.co.uk/res/535.$plit/C_71_article_1035958_image_list_image_list_item_0_image.jpg
...was a wig, right?
How did he manage to play without it ever being ripped from his head? Or is that why he's finally embraced the bald?
he's a fruitcake, but a very good player.
is that Anthony Hutton from Big Brother's hair photoshopped onto Irelands egg head?
I can't be the only one who read that as
Steven Ireland's dead.
That's just one of the many lies he told to get out of playing for his country
'Sorry boss, I can't play' 'Why not?'
'Me granny's dead' 'No she's not'
'Me other granny's dead' 'No she's not'
'Me granda's second wife's dead' 'No she's not'
'Me girlfriend's had a miscarriage' 'No she's not'
'I'm dead!'
That was meant to be to Colesy
not David_R
They were hair plugs
rumour has it the reason he wont play for Ireland is that Robbie Keane ripped it out of him so badly for being bald and he got upset. I really hope that's true. He's a great player, I also love him for this-
http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/IrelandPinkRange_800x459(4).jpg
as if!
he has a perfectly spherical head
its funny
hes good though yeah
so he would improve every team in the league bar the top 3 teams in the country
yet you need to get rid of him?
not really given that you arent actually better than evey other team in the country
and you have far bigger problems elsewhere in your squad... hes the least of your worries
exactly, so why would you be selling a player that would improve teams above you?
i wouldnt be overly pleased about any of them
they are all alright players, but thats about it i reckon?
could do with someone at CB so we wouldnt have to resort to dawson though
Last season and the couple before
Dunne was a half of a very good centre back parntership. However, even on top form he was making mistakes (he has a tendancy to lumber in over commiting himself horribly), this season he's been off form (as has Micah "too much muscle mass" Righards) and has become a liability. Before the start fo the season I thought Wenger had missed a huge trick not jumping in to take Dunne off us. He's been cack this season though.
Ireland has suffered in the last couple of weeks as he's been put out on the left, where he doesn't have the first clue of what to do to protect his full back. I'm getting sick of watching him let a runner go off him but then not go to the man with the ball, just standing there in the middle of them waiting to be passed past (if Hughes was half the manager he was being cracked up to be you'd have thought that he'd have had Ireland coached on the basics before sticking him out there). The entire midfield is also being pulled down by hammann being in there, though Hughes seams to be blind to the basic fact he can't hack it anymore.
IF thats IF Ireland can keep it up we can rank him as one of the best midfielders in the country, but, the memories of the games last season when he was an empty shirt are still a bit too fresh at the moment.
Oh and Zabaletta, BEnjani (who worked bloody hard) and Ben Haim (surprisingly) apart, we were terrible today.
Wow, negative rant there.
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Richard Patrick Dunne (Irish name: Risteárd Ó Duinn ) (born September 21, 1979 in Dublin) is an Irish footballer, who currently plays in the Premier League as a defender for Manchester City. He is Nicknamed "Dickie Dunne" amongst his close friends and admirers and also the "Dunney Monster" because of his size (and resemblance to the character who promotes Sugar Puffs).[citation needed]
I hope that Steven Ireland and Richard Dunne form some sort of comic superteam that also somehow involves an apologetic Sven Goran Eriksson inclusive of his manifold sexual misadventures who take America and Japan by storm
Dunney Monster
Gold. Liquid, comedy, gold.
Dunne O.G.