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SMELL MY CHEESE YOU MOTHER
I enjoyed it, I laughed a lot (but I laugh at anything these days) and got some Christmas cards and a calendar.
There seems to be a partridge thread every single night on here lately but I'm not complaining.
‘I just want to be able to say “I'm Alan Partridge. Join me tonight when my guests will be, I don't know, Chris Rea”. Actually, he lives in the area. I could have had him over.
“Hello Alan I didn't know you'd moved in”,
“Yeah, just moved in, last week. I'm having a barbecue, fancy coming over?”,
“I'd love to! Do you mind if I bring my guitar?”,
“I'd rather you didn't, it's not that kind of area. Do you like Mini Kievs?”,
“I love them! But my wife's vegetarian”,
“Doesn't matter. She can have fish”,
“No she won't eat that either”,
“OH FORGET IT! YOU PEOPLE!”.
too many times in infant school.
Um... slight problem. I was a bit bored so I dismantled my Corby trouser press.