I got stood up by my housemate and the dog, and in turn stuffed up my evening's plans and now I am too lazy to move. This is kind of a good thing as skint till pay day (I love those two words now more than ever) and it means i'll be up early and running along the canals without a hangover.
Why are you all in tonight? Shirley there must be some other action going on than being on here?
And I am about to steal some of my housemates home made honeycomb which was made in her friends' restaurant and DIVINE as punishment for not bringing home the dog....