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I think I nearly grasped the hang of it last night, but not quite.
'Back of the net, Boscombe!' ....or something.
Is that good?
then you must not be past the last two defenders.
Also you fail to determine what is 'past' you could be technically onside yet way closer to the goal if the defender playing you on is way out on the wing.....you must define what 'past' is...i.e. you must mention the goal line
does it have to be any two (any two , defender and goalie or two defenders) playing someone onside or is it just 1 defender irrespective of where the goalie is?
SHit ive just realised im not sure about this rule either
forward pass. He's offside.
Yeah thats pretty much it. And it only took me 7.
see you in the café.
and u could be influencing play.
sorry cant be done in less than 10 words but i managed it in 20
It is the influencing bit that is tricky....cos who is to decide that someone who it isnt passed to isnt someone that the goalie has got half an eye on
and 'affecting the play' need mentioning.
forget Benjani and Cole- Adebayor is the worst offender.
Hang on, are you sure this isn't Ade-in-Ciderland, coming into a forum to get some hints for Saturday.
You could throw a 'breastfuck' in there to round it off