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I'm bored on a train...
Wipe your blood stained cock on her favourite teddy
sorry but you did ask for it
half a dog
Out of date LOLs
Worst things to say at a dinner party - "But if we're all here, who's looking after Madeleine?"
cos your dads dick tastes different.
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and jokes about Madeleine McCann?
The jokes get old..!!
they get to a clearing with 3 fields
one's full of carrots
one's full of cabbages
another's full of hot lady rabbits
Rabbit number X2093 says "wow - we've escaped the lab chaps - and what lovely weather...I'm going to live the life of riley eating these carrots till the good Lord takes me. What about you rabbit X4539?
Rabbit X4539 says "Well I've always been a cabbage rabbit myself - I'm going to gobble away at these cabbages the rest of my life. What about you rabbit X2308?"
Rabbit X2308 says "Actually lads - I'm going baack to the lab, thanks"
"Back to LAB?! are you insane?! we've just escaped from there and besides - there's this lovely field of hot lady rabbits for you - why the fuck do you want to go back to the lab?!"
"I Haven't had a fag in 3 days"