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23 bottles of lager a day? Sheesh.
If I was REALLY fat, I think I'd look more like Russell Grant than Andy Fordham.
As it is, I look like Vanessa Felch
he looks very odd now.
I met him a few years ago at some shindig and he was a very pleasant chap.
It was just a shrivelled up balloon lying on the floor. It was very pleasant though.
I was in an alleyway out the back of Pret A Manger
I hear they chop the top off of their bananas, is that true?
It turned out to be Peter Crouch rummaging through a dumpster
but with a beard.
Stelling and Fordham for countdown!
looks too big for his head now.