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Fill you boots with us boring types.
i don't think i've ever pissed anyone off or posted anything even remotely interesting, ever.
by trying to take my title.
well, you piss everyone off. just hurry up and move to glasgow and become a junkie blud
i still vote for preston, its got the glamour
which moderately pisses me off.
my old username probably was a bit manlier, i may go back to that one as i can't change my picture on this one
I don't think you're higher than 8 mate.
You do a great line in self depreciation. I'm suprised you put yourself as high as 7.
I'm having a good day. The beards in full force, and I've just strummed out a massive splash of wallpaper paste from my still throbbing penis.
No. Not really. I'm bored of wanking.
how can i hear this?
GD = The B52s, Rock Lobster
BD = Aphex Twin, Alberto Balsam
what album is that aphex twin song on?
i want to hear it because bumbler requested it on the radio. but well done, you're very clever
The secret about me is: I'm shit at anything to do with flirting in real life.
now that he's called me sane and peaceful. phwoooaaar. i don't get that sort of compliment often
is there a queue...do i take a number,or...
cheeky sod. :(
(your number's 384 k)
goddammit,mart can i swap with you?
you seem nice
i AM nice! :@:@:@:@:@
you've just been moved up in the queue xxx
number 1 again?
i'm mental mate
i just switched my bed around so my head is on my duvet and i've got my pillows on my body. i'm totally nuts.
The logisitics of this are baffling
all your chi is like wheeeeeee
Hate that song OHHHHHH
Except they are sane and peaceful so just don't listen to it no more
I just put my plate in the bin and my crusts in the washing up
YOU DONT HAVE TO BE MAD TO POST HERE BUT IT HELPS
to watch a film, then I thought I could just get up but my legs were totally dead so I fell off the chair and it fell on top of me along with my guitar and the laptop. It was awesome. Aw man
Like love handles?
she doesn't like the album leaf, the big mentalist
on the All Time Fucking Mentalists of DiS chart
although perhaps I don't post enough to qualify
quite high up. Very rational.
a circle jerk i can be a part of
apart from the swedish guy who thought it'd be great to spend money on power stations and farming...and most people who post about football.
Maybe top 20?
I need a more aggressive presence if I want to get anywhere, dammit.
I do remember accidentally pissing off commandercool's ex-girlfriend by quoting a Weezer lyric that made her think I was racist. That was unfortunate.
although if I recall correctly she was Korean, which made my joke slightly more unfunny than it already was :|
if so, that's one hell of a post.
is that, as jolly nice people as they undoubtedly are, y'know, the sort of guys you have a pint with and say all the right things and you're sure they don't touch kids and they have the same opinions as you on large numbers of topics but they never open conversation on them because they're somehow too polite, y'know, NICE, they slip from the memory tragically easily.
Like for instance, remember him that used to post on here? He'd pop up in the office or DVD threads to agree about something, post reasonably insightful comments on the odd release? Yeah, him? Right. Now, who remembers Marcofella and the American girl who hated the British?
remember the american girl who hated the British. Apols if that was you.
only in masturbatory fantasies
it fits in with the not getting too involved role i play so well...
except I used the word "c***" in the last post I typed. Without the asterisks. To be fair, it was a thread about Bernard Manning.
sanest and soundest bloke on DiS. Also not boring.
I had to shout them down.
So what am I? Unsound and boring? FINE! I don't care anyway, honestly I don't!
*runs to bathroom and cries*
I hope he cheers up soon. There there Sadpunk.
You're a menace to society.
Stop making me look bad!
punched Bruce Springsteen?
who had the coolest bandana.
really worked I felt.