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I just dragged the Christmas tree inside from the back yard (it's in a pot). It was covered in ice encrusted snow.
does eating a very rare steak count?
big man points!
Using a socket set=man points
i slipped over on the ice TWICE, i drank a vodka and coke and i insisted on being the one that put the big star on the top of the xmas tree....
or does that just make me like a west country farmer?
using nothing but my bare hands. And sellotape.
'scratched my balls'.
Girls can't do it = manliness
it's more mundane manly. We can do that any day of the week.
How about 'Wrestling a bear whilst putting up a shelf. And scratching your balls'?
In fact I don't really know what it is other than pretty stupid.
well maybe it is,but anyway,i just went to cross my legs,forgetting my jeans are a wee bit too tight for that particular manouvere,crushing my right testicle
my eyes are still watering
the pain...the paaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiin...argh
WITH NO SOY SAUCE!!!!11!
I have also once, while pissed, continued eating a pot noodle whilst having a dump.
I think it's one of the most efficient things a man can do
I had to forcefully eject my kitten from my room for jumping on everything and knocking it over. MANLY!!!!
I have not been at my most manly, clearly.
I will chop some wood at the weekend to make up for it.
for pint before girlfriend too
Chuck Norris' beard
Got out, threw on a fluorescent jacket, took a tool out of my pocket, opened up a large eletricity box, changed a fuse which turned on loads of lights in some trees before jumping back in my car an driving off sending shoppers running for cover.
for the win!
Double man points.
Did you wear a hard hat? And rigger boots?
That was for Scutterbucket.
I was just lamenting the fact that we’re not allowed to wear rigger boots on site now. I have a pair of Dickies from Travis Perkins.
Have never had to take them out of the holster though.
Only 'elf & safety goons wear their hard hats! And the rigger boots are unnecessary as well.
Actually, two weeks ago I had my rigger boots on when I was helping an electrician install some Christmas lights I "borrowed" from work on a tree in a grave yard in the centre of Reading. My job was to dig a trench for the lead to go in. I actually dug in a graveyard, which = Unbeatable Man Points!
I helped the band carry equipment from their van up into the venue.
and ate ALL of it
WITH A KNIFE
*cock in hands
a man who wrote an article written in 1940 who, it is certain, has long since passed away
I drove lost for 3 hours without asking for directions
honest answer wanked
it wasnt posh
im not a skinny little dude (have some muscles)
its 6 inches
and i grunted in a deep voice alot
I agreed it would have been better if i said i had sex thou
you did a song with aan awesome loop pedal and the lyrics were in speech bubbles. it was really good
and put them in the garage.
Considering putting up a towel rail in the en-suite..