for a 'text operative' job. the pay's okay and all you need to be able to do is type 25 words per minute. only the job description says "qualifications: certificate of psychic ability" on it. i'm guessing it must be some kind of tarot card text service, but surely i'd just be making stuff up wouldn't i? is there even such thing as a certificate of psychic ability?
i can't decide whether to pretend i'm psychic or just pretend i didn't see it and talk about how fast i can type.