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anyone do this at work? I've got to buy something for someone but I have no idea what to get them.
I've got to get something for the office grouchy cunt bollock, and I've no idea what. We've apparently got to get something that 'they can wear'.
The best suggestion so far is 'a quiche'.
It would be quite practical considering the weather.
comedy xmas hat
He's a sour-faced wang who can't stand being made fun of.
so maximum wind up mode, shirley?
the one year I did it, it was a major stress. Having to by some cod piece a present for £5. Pfft.
Even then, the recieving wasn't any good either. BOLLOCKS TO IT. Scrotum santa more like.
That Boots secret Santa advert makes me want to commit mass murder.
Last year I got a £5 portable radio in the shape of a football. I'm sure they must have seen my iPod before. It went straight in the bin.
I got a girl whom I've never spoke to so I brought in chocolates from thorntons. Can't go too wrong with that. Bottle of wine maybe??
Unless you work with tasteless morons, as I imagine most people do.
I got a plasma ball last year, pretty neat.
I think I'm getting my guy cheese (he's an indian guy who seems quite confused on the vegetarian issue - he very often has cheese and onion slices for lunch, but asked me the other day if cheese (i was making a cheese sandwich) is vegetarian. So I think I'll get him some nice cheeses for a fiver)
I mean, as long as it's not cheddar with a cow inside
when it comes to Secret Santa.