There's a worker at my local grocery named Sheriff. And he's got his last initial on his name tag too, as if to distinguish him from that *other* guy named Sheriff. There's also this regular customer, an old woman, with shitloads of heavy layers on and this one giant gold tooth that's loose like it's on a hinge, and she gums it up and down all the time. It's so gross. I can never eat the food I've bought for at least a few hours if I run into her there. Eurrgh. I feel bad for being disgusted, but I can't help it.