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1) Watching a fat woman attempting to park a brand new Toyota Land Cruiser in the car park at Sainsbury's.
I hope I never lose the 5 minutes of warm-fuzziness I still get with tea and toast when it's cold
stray dog, ball, post box, etc
they say hi! as you approach them
with careful timing, just as you get to them say hi! in a similarly loud and enthusiastic voice
keep walking past them so that they don't get a chance to say 'fancy a chat'
you've managed to be polite and enthusiastic and also avoid them
when it works it's beautiful
Watching people trip up the kerb from the comfort of your office window
Running along a moving walkway and pretending you're as fast as Superman
Saying 'Kawasaki' in a Geordie accent
Waking up, thinking you have to go to work and realising it's Saturday
Brilliant. Especially in a Jimmy Nailesque voice.
but only with Jeff Stelling.
a cup of tea and a good film with a friend. Sorted.
The first pint on Friday.
Pretty fucked up.
and i like the simplicity
combinations of above