i love them.

They don't even have to be that attractive, they just have to be women. Even if they don't have any sort of womenliness, i want them

Plenty of beautiful ladies in the downstairs area tonight but what can i do? My attempts to maintain a facade of respectabilty despite large amounts of ketamine in my system have failed. I'm a jabbering wreck of a man, vaguely forming sentences amongst the throng of utter bollocks

Where are all the wimmin who like to get pished and listen to John Zorn? I'd take any sort, i'm not fussy

Basically, women of the world - i love you. Where are all the women who love me?

Also, i have a willy