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People who spend half a gig taking photos are knobs
Or photographers. But statistically speaking, knobs.
1) How many fucking photos do you need?!
2) You're knobs.
3) All your photos are shit. I can see your little digital display things, and they're all shit. Tip: you're supposed to be taking photos of the band, not the space around them.
4) You're knobs.
5) Get your arms out of my fucking face, you knobs.
6) You're knobs, you fucking knobs.