His face has always annoyed me. It's so smooth and tight and stupid. And I don't get the hype about him in general anyway.
BUT then I heard his face was like that because of a car crash that smashed it up and he'd had plastic surgery. For the last week I've been feeling guilty about not liking his face, like when I'm walking to work his little round shiny cheeks swim into my mind and I feel immediate guilt, or I'll just get the refrain 'oh maggie....la la la laaa' (I don't know the rest of it) and feel like a face fascist.
HOWEVER, I just googled this whole theory and came up with nothing. Nothing.
Thinking about it, I must have dreamt it.
Sometimes life is so confusing.