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i'd call it The Fanny Farts. but sadly i'm not very musically talented :(
i'd tell you all to gome home and form a band. but maybe you're like me, and not very musical, so you don't have to form a band. but at least write a fanzine, or an article for a magazine that i'd like to read, or a book i'd like to read, or a sitcom i'd wanna watch, or a film i'd buy a cinema ticket for. i don't wanna sound like a hippie, i don't, but you can't complain about it, you can't complain about it unless you're doing something about it. so when i come back here, in a month's time, and recognise all your faces, i'm gonna grab you by the arm and say: where is it? where is it, where's this thing you're supposed to have made? i saw you complaining! and if you have nothing for me.... if you have nothing for me, i'll be VERY disappointed! i'll be very disappointed."
it's your birthday
i hope you have a party
and i know i won't be there
but it's okay we don't care
i don't have much to say
cause we talked yesterday
just know you're amazing
and think about next spring
i'd like to say thank you
for letting me know you
learn bass then
i can/could play the bass solo in no one knows. this is probably one of the biggest achievments of my life.
and just play that over and over
Bass is not a easy instrument. Guitarists get smug because they have 2 more stings.
like, the basics
i would have to team up with 1) other talentless losers, and we'd get nowhere, or 2) people who can actually play instruments, and they would never want to waste their time with me. i have good ideas, but lack what it takes to put those ideas to life.
my hippie flatmate last year actually wanted to form a band with me (probably only because he fancied me) but he was a hippie, so i declined.
i'm actually physically sick every time i see hand percussion now. don't ever say the word "jam" to me, either.
please. for the greater good
i had to retort on a level you'd feel comfortable with.
it was a complete and utter impossibility
to much trouble!
it would be called Grande Pedro & The Bleeding Nipples