Noise 1: flatmate playing his guitar (he's good enough to be listenable but he's playing really boring thing when you strum one string and "arabic style" notes over the top of it.
Noise 2: Orgasm noises playing from speakers in unidentified room. Could be porn, could be a sexy bit in a film, who knows?
Noise 3: new order out my headphones - sweet
Noise 4: noise 2 has stopped and boring "world jazz" or something is coming out of kitchen - the music student's doing. He's drumming along now. Shite.
It's at this point I invite you all to tell what noises are coming from your flat?