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Once pushed my sister over in a supermarket, then tried to ask her out, then hit her with a bottle of wine that was in her shopping when she said no. Luckily it didn't smash. Only then later he followed her in his car, and deliberately rammed her, and then got out, as if to apologise, only he just called her ugly and made a face, then gave her Jean-Alain Boumsong's insurance details.
It's almost as good as MARCOFELLA BIG KNICKERS FIASCO
Why, did Titus Bramble used to post here? And go on about how he'd like to hit wrightylew with wine bottles and stuff and start a thread about giving someone else's insurance details after a car accident and how he was prone to road rage and things?
This is the greatest story ever.
You win a darts trophy with a rolo on the dart.
It's the best thing he has been involved in, possibly ever.
and instead of googling him, or not posting on this thread, i'm going to talk about Bramble Pie instead. Bramble Pie = Great.
Looks more like a tart, too. I don't trust it.
(this sets someone up amazingly for a "your sister is a tart"-type retort. OR SHOULD THAT BE RE-TART? LOL!!!1!)
and i would have, if i was more witty and you hadn't already suggested it :(
fully functional human being
He is better off as a good footballer and incoherent pundit, the other options being mediocre but articulate ala Graham leSaux or the Reverend Gavin of Peacock.
talking about things like dorian gray, and a book about a girl trying to kill herself and living in an asylum
of the premiership.
"No surprise the manager didn't disagree, is there?"
But I'm getting lost in the grammar...
Also, amazing scenes with Boaz Myhill kicking out for a corner rather than a throw in.
Its too late pal
This thread will forever be about titus bramble being a sexual deviant and insurance scammer.
just total panic every time there's even a chance of a throw-in. It's like parody football.