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please show your workings in the box below. (i'll go first)
Like a mouse:
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but go with what you want.
Tomorrow hoever will redefine boundaries
i dont have any boobs nor can i afford any boobs. so no boobs for me.
50 at best
I don't like getting drunk lately at all.
< "um so druk"
I "my head's very thin and i'm broke"
| "LINE ME"
Going to watch my new DVD In Bruges with a mate, have a curry and drink some beers.
I don't know how to do pictures that represent this.
o "this film is quite good"
You should take this up professionally.
I "hi girls!"
o "oh no bamos has turned up"
"I am a little bit drunk"
am teetotal for tonight...
last night it was 80/100...
Tonight : 63/100
Tomorrow: I expect Bravo to make a documentary about our exploits.
I think of the state I was in at the monopoly pub crawl, and think "Must try harder"
When we went on the monopoly crawl, I ended up going to Brighton.
I'm bringing my passport tomorrow.
we should make sure we are in optimum condition for tommorow.
You always need a few pints the night before a crawl. Otherwise it goes wrong too early.
You need to be stiff early doors otherwise you be in a s-hole by 5pm
A bottle of red wine and some great food and beautiful women.
O "I'm going to impress people"
i love today
pulls his finger out and actually plays fascination tonight it will be one of the greatest weeks since the 'Mr bambos/sam smiths crawl' weekender
but i don't really feel like drinking. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME.
me sober, possibly in a dress.
as its probably 6 or 7 cans of strongbow via quarter bottle of gin
oh %%%%%$(*** ***)! rrr
O - - BLEURGH ----- *********
or if you really have to, Phil's room.
d = drinks = 0
t = time = 0
f = food = pizza
or maybe 30 depending on if I fall asleep in the next few hours.
I won't be drinking.
"Nice tits, make sure you leave on my face, here's 10p call your mum tell her to come pick you up, my cock just died, is that a banana or do you have a big nose?"
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( ) "this is the best porn i've ever bought"
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"Your tights are laddered!"
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I'm off to play skittles.