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two people making nasty in the corridor. on the floor. outside my flat. i dont know what else to say.
Did you cheerily say 'excuse me, I need to get to my door', or did you smirk, whip your bacon bazooka out, and start beating off furiously, then cum on her flaps?
For a split second I was embarrassed, but then thought "well it's my bloody corridor, and so strolled past them bellowing "GOOD MORNING!" in an excessively avuncular manner.