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This Afternoon I Became One of Those Arseholes Who Have Two Phones.
Fortunately, the initial pang of shame and regret was entirely overwritten by the novelty of phoning yourself.
In related news, I received a complaint today that I have, more than once, put the phone down in the middle of someone's sentence. I maintain that this should be allowed if the sentence is "Bye, bye, bye, bye, alright mate, bye, seeya, bye, later on, bye..."