I just had a heated exchange with a girl who sits near me in the office. I wanted a cup of tea, so asked everyone who wanted one. I came back with four, as needed, and distributed them accordingly. As I was walking past the girl in question, she loudly demanded to know where her brew was. I said 'oh sorry, you weren't there when I asked if anyone wanted one', to which she replied 'well you should have fucking waited then'. I then suffered an angry rush of blood to the head, and told her to go and make love with herself. The whole office has gone really quiet now, I don't know how to break the tension!