as I got out of bed, and as I screamed and redistributed the weight onto my other foot, I knocked a glass full of water off my desk, and onto the offending foot. It smashed and three small bits of glass stuck into the top of my foot. Then I went to the bathroom to wash the wound, and put the shower on it, and it was scaldingly hot. Then I couldn't find my wallet, so I had to walk to work. On the way, I saw my ex girlfriend, who looked at me funny because I was limping. Then at work I spilt a coffee on my jumper and crotch. My foot is currently in the most pain ever, and I think that I might be having a bad day.