Too big! A quarter of a kilo of crisps.....and because they're (probably) full of chemicals, i'm enticed into eating the whole bag in 2 sittings. It says on the packet 'better for sharing', but unless i pop round to my neighbours, that's not an option this evening. Also, i'm weak!!

I remember when a regular bag of Cheese and Onion Golden Wonder was a treat. What went wrong...?

I don't want to turn this into an episode of Grumpy Old Overpaid Fuckers, but is anyone else dismayed and disillusioned at snack consumerism today? I'm away to send an email to the unelected MP for Mockney and Sainsburys and ask him to mention it in his next Select Committee appearance.