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Apparently Ben Shepherd is the new host…
In the form of a zip-line smash to the face followed by a reassembly of Shepherd's face into a dodecahedral shape, at which point he will stand back, one step, and place his hands behind his back.
Art Of Noise better do the soundtrack again.
sad times we live in.
for those of us in the north west. at least half an hour of burns a day, trying really hard not to be cuttingly sarcastic about a cat up a tree and other such local news nonesense. brilliant.
up until 3 months ago, when I moved to London. Amazing some of the crap that gets airtime tho. not burns you see, the actual stories.
"How many times did the front tyre of the van rotate?"
Which was always working out which day of the week nine days before Tuesday the 7th of December was.
but I'm told that there was no mention of celebrities. Hopefully not.
If ITV don't make an original weekend programme within the next three months I'm going to sodomise Ben Shepherd until his colon collapses.
It wasn't his fault Soundgarden split up.
They like variations on a theme or the resurrection of old ones.
You've Been Raped - Saturday 10pm ITV1
that was set on an abandoned space station (possibly with John Lesley presenting) ?
I think it was called
How d'ya like THEM APPLES?
he might have used the phrase 'Lordy loo!'
Sucks to be the person from your office if Jeremy Vine is presenting it.