it is called, apparently "Stories for Sandwiches: Jimmy and Carpetbang" and tells the story of two crisps. yep.
Jimmy and Carpetbang were crisps. Jimmy and Carpetbang were acrobat crisps who performed to hundreds of peices of pocket fluff and old string every night at the circus in Big John's coat pocket.
One day, Big John decided to give his old, tatty coat to a charity store. He left the coat outside the charity shop in a black binbag one night.
"HELP!" Yelled out Jimmy
"HELP" Called Carpertbang
But no one came. Jimmy and Carpetbang waited for hours until they heard someone snuffling near the binbag.
"We're in HERE!" yelled the crisps, depsperately.
The snuffler heard them and ripped through the bag until he found the two crisps, quivering in Big John's old coat pocket. He took them out and placed them on the pavement.
"How can we thank you, Sir?" said Jimmy
"How can we thank you?" said Carpetbang.
"Dont worry about it, its what we tramps do. I'm Danny Dog. What are your names?"
"We are Jimmy and Carpetbang" said Jimmy
"Jimmy and Carpetbang!" said Carpetbang.
"Well you're tramps now. So go and be tramps. I must be off" And with that Danny Dog ran down a dark alley leaving the crisps alone once again apart from a small pocket fluff child called Sid but he was mute so he didn't count.