"Ryan is back from Sweden"
"braaaapppp o ye i found the pinball machine movie, its called the accused watch the trailer on youtube at 0:25 the guy is like "she got gangraped on a pinball machine" LOL"
"sup alex man the gash in sweden jesus like the best looking girl u can find here would be fucking skanky over there like there all fit to much i was like stannnndards went to townnnnnn bruv"
"LOL joka u get any poom poom? :P"
Britain's youth: doomed?