I'm stepping up to the mantle this morning.
West Ham end a run of 8 games without a win despite an uninspiring performance and Spurs somehow only manage to put one past Blackburn. Disappointing results for the, ahem, top 4 at the weekend but Villa, Newcastle and Fulham were all worth their points, as were Man City despite Wenger's comments.
Wenger didn't stop there either: "I don't believe too much in leadership. I believe more in good passing than a guy who jumps around with his hands in the air and plays the leader" being an apparent dig at John Terry.
PSG are apparently considering a swoop for the most popular man in north London, William Gallas. And another much beloved figure, Colin Kazim-Richards could make a £4m move to Hull or Man City in the Summer.
Sours fans have been asked to lay-off Gomes. In all fairness, he isn't shit for a Spurs keeper, is he?
I know nothing of the lower leagues, QPR's thrashing aside.